Showing posts with label D-. Show all posts
Showing posts with label D-. Show all posts

Saturday, June 27, 2009

MY LIFE'S IN TURNAROUND (1993)

CAST: Eric Schaeffer, Donal Lardner Ward, Phoebe Cates, Martha Plimpton, John Sayles, Casey Siemaszko, Dana Wheeler-Nicholson

Written & Directed By: Eric Schaeffer & Donal Lardner Ward
Cinematography By: Peter Hawkins
Editor: Susan Graef


This film was meta right before the films of Charlie Kaufman were made and came out. The story revolves around A cab driver named Eric played by director Eric Schaeffer and his best friend Donnie a bartender played by co-director Donal Lardner Ward who are tired of there mundane lives and decide to make a independent movie about there lives where they try to get financing and get stars they meet on the streets interested in the project all the while Eric falls in love with a girl who is just not entirely available. The film is partially a true story of the obstacles the two of them in real life went through to make a movie.

The film has cameos by many names and the film is full of ideas and at times is inventive what the film is not is enjoyable. I wanted to like the film but I feel it is bad when you are sitting through a film and it feels like more of a chore then any actual enjoyment. I can understand the film is low budget but it is also cheap looking and garish. One of the main problems which is a problem in the films of Eric schaeffer is he is a smart guy but he seems way too interested and in love with himself and his own writing and theories. He seems like a interesting guy but he kind of needs someone to edit him down on reign him in which at least here you have Donal though he doesn’t really have much to do other then be a sidekick. He has no real plotline other then to react and be a sounding board. In future films Eric doesn’t have him around so the films are really still all about him mainly even when it’s supposed to be a ensemble. Maybe that is the reason it is not available on dvd yet as there is little demand for it it seems like a nice attempt for a movie but seems suited as a film you made as your film school thesis then a theatrical release.

This is one of those scrappy films where youwant it to succed despite it's shortcomings that critics and hollywood embraces as showing what you can do with independent spirit and hard work plus reliance.

After this film the guys expanded there success to a sitcom starring the both of them named TOO SOMETHING it lasted one season with Portia DeRossi as a co-star it was more of the same but a little more polished then the film more glossy very little plot it seemed like a weekly excuse for the two of them to lampoon whatever was going on in pop culture they didn’t like sort of like SOUTH PARK but a lot tamer and not as sharp.

GRADE: D-

Monday, March 30, 2009

KILLSHOT (2009)

Cast: Mickey Rourke, Diane Lane, Thomas Jane, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Hal Holbrook, Rosario Dawson. Lois Smith, Don McManus

Directed By: John Madden
Written By: Hossein Amini
Based On The Novel By: Elmore Leonard
Cinematography By: Caleb Deschanel
Editor: Mick Audsley & Lisa Gunning


While based on the Elmore Leonard pulp novel. This film strives to be down and dirty noir but it comes off as rushed and mistakes moody for deep when it comes off as neither. The film also tries to make some of the characters mystical, spiritual and quirky there again it fails. It’s a shame after Mickey Rourke’s comeback in the wrestler that tis film is seeing the light of day where as if it was released when it was supposed to be about two years ago it wouldn’t be as embarrassing he doesn’t embarrass himself and while this material seems right up his alley these are the type of projects I would expect when he was struggling to make a come back at least this one looked like it was supposed to make it to theaters

This film has quite a history originally it was set up with Tony Scott directing and Robert DeNiro and Quentin Tarantino playing the native American Hitman and his sociopathic temp partner, then that fell apart. It then looked like it was going to go with Viggo Mortensen playing the husband lead and Justin Timberlake as Richie the Sociopathic temp partner of the native American hit man. In the end we got the cast and director we have now originally Johnny Knoxville had a role as a corrupt cop but he was cut out of the film totally because test audiences hated his character. Which would explain why the film is so short when the book is very thick and usually are more intricately plotted here things seem cut and dry and simple fake and also cheap, which really doesn’t help also we hardly know anything about any of the characters, which makes it hard to care about them when they are imperil good or bad. The film also went through a bunch of re-shoots and while they couldn’t decide whether or not it was good enough to make it to the Bigscreen this ended up going straight to home video which with a humble heart I have to admit is where it belongs. It’s a shame as u wanted to like the film I like the cast I only wish they had better material and john madden does have style and I rather enjoyed changing lanes but this just was not the story to utilize his talents with.

Rosario dawson has a thankless role that amounts to her character being a whore who changes alliances rather quickly between low lifes. Then the film tries to make us feel sorry for her when her life is on the line. In fact the film tries to make her one of the most innocent characters. So I instantly hated her character and while I respect Joseph Gordon Levitt as a actor again this performance felt like a performance and in his quest to create a character he went a little to far and made it feel like a caricature. He tried too hard

The film tries to show the changing shifts in the characters of Mickey and Joseph when earlier he is so worried about Mickey killing Rosario’s character he pulls a gun on him. Only later in the film when Mickey has to make a decision he shows mercy, where we expect him to bring death. It is Joseph who seems to lose his humanity while in a rare moment Mickey shows mercy. That is really the only noteworthy scene other then a rather shocking one near the end that involves the death of a major character. But these scenes are not enough to save the film.

The basic story is Mickey Rourke plays a burned out hitman who does a job and kills one more then he was supposed to and incurs the wrath of his employers while on the run he needs to make some cash so he decides to go in with a con who is extorting money when they go to collect the money they fail to collect and attack a couple who see there faces and can identify them so they attempt to murder them but they survive again and go into the witness protection program while the killers still hunt them down. until finally a standoff comes. Now this being a crime film you expect this usually the films are updated westerns in a urban landscape and have to do with all sorts of morality and character.

The only thing I don’t like about films like these is that the characters are so dislikeable but then they make the characters look so stylish and cool to be emulated so no matter what has happened on screen how evil they are through style alone by the end of the film you are sad to see them go not based on whether you even really liked them. The score also gets really annoying after awhile like every moment is so dramatic or is going to be life changing trust me there isn’t too much for it to.

It’s a shame as this is one of those almost was it could have been something it’s one of those films I wish I or someone could go back to the drawing board and give it another try now that we know what not to do.

Skip it unless you are a Mickey Rourke completist.

GRADE: D-