Monday, January 4, 2010

THE WORST MOVIES OF 2009



Sure some of these had some value somewhere in there but it was not enough to make these film either good or enjoyable enough to not make you feel like you wasted your time. Some may even make you physically ill.



10. The Fast And The Furious –

Sure it’s nice to see Vin Diesel on the big screen again but in continuing his streak of truly awful films (it’s more rare to see him in a good one)
He went to the franchise that made him a star and abandoned only to make a truly horrible sequel and bring most of the original cast with him.

9. Miss March

8. Gamer

7. Big Stan

sure it went straight to home video but was anyone really waiting for the directorial debut of Rob Schneider, Plus it’s sad this was David Carradine’s Last film.


6. Friday The 13th (Remake) –

Was this really necessary why not just make a updated sequel instead the only thing good in this film were the various nude scenes. I hated the general stereotyping and explaining how Jason stalks his victim and if he’s a killing machine how is he taking hostages and feeding them and getting them water ad keeping them shockingly clean. Plus breaks a horror rule by killing a innocent.

5. Obsessed

the movie is bad then makes you wait until the end to see this catfight which also sucks after all this build-up and waiting

4. I Love You, Beth Cooper –

Loved the book they massacred it even though the writer wrote the screenplay especially disappointing since Chris Columbus used to know how to direct teen movies plus who has graduation parties during the day

3. The Last House On The Left (Remake) –

It’s really bad when the modern remake doesn’t go as far as the 70’s original

2. My Bloody Valentine 3-D (Remake)

1. Janky Promoters

Insulting and stereotypical and just bad


Now I didn't See - Final Destination 4, Saw VI, The Surrogates,

Year One, Fighting and G.I. Joe i surprisingly liked

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